“Maybe a relationship is just two idiots who don’t know a damn thing except the fact that they’re willing to figure it out together.”
— (via c0ntemplations)

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  • other girls: straight hair, nice makeup, short skirts, fashion, cheerleading, high heels
  • me: short hair, combat boots, smudged makeup, cargo pants, face mask, metal arm, over 2 dozen confirmed kills in the past 50 years. i am the winter soldier.

sebadasstian-stan:

proof that jeremy renner is actually hawkeye

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sherlockismyholmesboy:

well one of us is going to have to go home and change

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“You are not accidental. The world needs you. Without you, something will be missing in existence and nobody can replace it.”
— Osho (via ramonalikestobl0g)

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allo-mishamigos:

andrewthepoet:

One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the craziest thing ever. I keep talking to my then girlfriend about this tiny crab. How hilariously wonderful it is that the little dude crawled in there in the ocean only to become a freaky little part of my pasta. She is very unamused and clearly wants me to shut the hell up about this tiny crab and be a normal person. She is 0% excited about the tiny crab. 

The waitress comes over eventually and is like ‘hey how’s the meal?’ and I’m like ‘awesome, but you gotta check this out! i found a tiny crab in here!’ and waitress freaks out and thinks its awesome. And she is like ‘can I take this to show everyone else?’ and I’m all like ‘hells yeah.’ So she does and everyone else that works there thinks it’s awesome.

Girlfriend SUPER annoyed.

The End.

Date the waitress.

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hms-surprise:

Animal - Sea mammal - Whales, illustration

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“My problem is that I fall in love with words, rather than actions. I fall in love with ideas and thoughts, instead of reality. And it will be the death of me.”
— Unknown (via fuckinq)

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always reblog because best crossover in history 

This. Always.

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Kill Bill (2001)

Pulp Fiction (1994)

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